Replace “I should’ve known” with “now I know better.”
Forgive yourself because self-sabotage is nothing but a waste of time.
Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who’s with me! Who’s with me!
Not funny 👎
I can’t currently even formulate anything stronger than “I’ll kill you”. Please threaten yourself for me
I’M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET
Fantastic feature guys!
Fix this by turning “show upload progress” off in Account Settings 👍
Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨
fountain in italy
This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they’re not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.
Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone’s brain. You’re scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there’s like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know “oh. They’re a permanent part of their psyche now.” and honestly it’s a vibe go off king
twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023071:
this guy won life
byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023:
stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you’re hurting them stop it stops top stop it
a great part of speedrunning documentaries/docuseries on youtube on super niche/old games is the fact that, in most cases, the only people with enough in-depth knowledge to make the video in the first place are the top runners themselves. which results in really funny moments where the narrator is like “but in 2016, a new runner would blow the category wide open with a 3-minute time save… meeee :3 teehee”
Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn’t make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you’re being snobbish or condescending when you’re just trying to be specific
Anonymous asked:
why do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
































































































